I guess I’ll figure out how human bodies work tomorrow.

zilleniose:

who said demon au

zilleniose:

who said demon au

I’M GOING FOR THREATENING BUT I KEEP GETTING AWKWARD AND CONFUSED INSTEAD

Studio Killers → Ode to the Bouncer

(Source: kismoirails)

describe me the way an author would in a book

(Source: amyandrorywilliams)

oH MY GOD YOU’RE SO CUTE

UwU

Ah thanks.

*embarrassed blushing*

And here we have some pictures of my trying to figure out how bodies work.

I'll answer 1000% honest

  • Have you ever:
  • 1) Self harmed?
  • 2) Got into a real fight?
  • 3) Been too depressed to move out of your bed?
  • 4) Tried to commit suicide?
  • 5) Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?
  • 6) Watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting?
  • 7) Talked yourself out of serious trouble?
  • 8) Accused someone of using you?
  • 9) Shoplifted?
  • 10) Gotten drunk/high?
  • 11) Been to a concert where your favourite artist was playing?
  • 12) Skipped doing homework to play a video game?
  • (Right now) Are you:
  • 13) Suicidal?
  • 14) Bored?
  • 15) Avoiding someone?
  • 16) Avoiding some task?
  • 17) Depressed?
  • 18) Crying?
  • 19) Annoyed with a friend?
  • 20) Worried and confused about something important to you?
  • Do you:
  • 21) Get depressed easily?
  • 22) Get jealous/envious easily?
  • 23) Feel listening to music can take your mind off things?
  • 24) Worry about messing about your relationships a lot?
  • 25) Try hard in all your classes at school?
  • 26) Go out drinking?
  • 27) Smoke cigarettes?
  • 28) Smoke weed?
  • 29) Do any hard drugs?
  • 30) If you said yes to 28 but no to 29, Why?
  • 31) Believe in God/Belong to a religion of your own free will?
  • 32) Avoid people you care about because you feel you will only hurt them?
  • 33) Agree that self harm numbs emotional pain?
  • 34) Believe people deserve second chances?
  • 35) Agree with ‘An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth’? (ignoring the religious relation to that saying)
  • 36) Think things will get better?
  • 37) Feel afraid that you have done wrong and will eventually be punished?
  • 38) (be honest) Do you judge people who think differently to you? (seriously, be honest)
  • Preference in boyfriend/girlfriend:
  • 39) Long hair OR short hair?
  • 40) (For Girls one) nice smile OR nice abs?
  • 41) (For Guys one) nice smile OR nice chest?
  • 42) Shy OR open?
  • 43) Eyes OR body?
  • 44) Religious OR non-religious?
  • 45) Caring OR non-restricting of you?
  • 46) Straight edge OR non-straight edge?
  • 47) Piercings OR no piercings?
  • 48) Tattoos OR no tattoos?
  • 49) Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?
  • 50) Has friends you get along with OR has parents you get along with?
  • Would you:
  • 51) Drink alcohol until you were drunk?
  • 52) Smoke weed?
  • 53) Smoke cigarettes?
  • 54) Get even with someone who betrayed you?
  • 55) Forgive a boyfriend/girlfriend who deeply hurt you?
  • 56) Attempt to kill yourself if everything fails you?
  • 57) Keep your faith (any religious view) no matter what?
  • 58) Join a band as a part time activity?
  • 59) Feel sorry for someone who is being affected negatively from alcohol/drug abuse?
  • 60) Stand up for your beliefs if someone strongly goes against them?
  • 61) Go vegetarian for a month to see what is was like?
  • 62) Fight someone who was harassing your friends/family?
  • 63) Edit photos of yourself before posting them online?
  • 64) Put up with friends who constantly hated against something you believed in/supported?
  • 65) Be friends with someone who was nice to you, but a cunt to other people?
  • 66) Not like someone simply because your friend(s) didn’t like them?
  • 67) Lie to someone close to you because you don’t want them put up with your problems?
  • 68) Starve yourself so you fit some certain clothes?
  • 69) Get surgery on any part of you? If yes then which part of you?
  • 70) Sleep naked?

Well ya know I can’t draw ears or hair without the ears first or the hat without the two other things…

BUT I CAN DRAW THE REST OF HIS BODY!

I’m so done w/ myself

sugaaaaaaaar:

ofmoistandmen:

andthenweheardthebirds:

ofmoistandmen:

ofmoistandmen:

hey guys whats up, this is Dave, today i told him i would make him Tumblr famous(which most likely wont happen), he didn’t like that so much, so do me a favor and reblog him and make him Tumblr famous, like come on look at how that dumpster brings out his angelic self… 

you guys im not giving up on this lol

GET DAVE TO 100 NOTES

UPDATE: Dave made a tumblr…….. just so he could reblog himself. Dave. yeah

I am so determined to get him to 200

sugaaaaaaaar:

ofmoistandmen:

andthenweheardthebirds:

ofmoistandmen:

ofmoistandmen:

hey guys whats up, this is Dave, today i told him i would make him Tumblr famous(which most likely wont happen), he didn’t like that so much, so do me a favor and reblog him and make him Tumblr famous, like come on look at how that dumpster brings out his angelic self… 

you guys im not giving up on this lol

GET DAVE TO 100 NOTES

UPDATE: Dave made a tumblr…….. just so he could reblog himself. Dave. yeah

I am so determined to get him to 200

Ah, so I don’t know how to ear or hair or hat so I’m kinda stuck on this drawing.

battor:

succubustykisses:

One day someone from tumblr is going to come into my store and see the stupid tag lines i add to signs and they’ll just KNOW

OH MY GOD

battor:

succubustykisses:

One day someone from tumblr is going to come into my store and see the stupid tag lines i add to signs and they’ll just KNOW

OH MY GOD

shillusion:

alphaidiot:

manafromheaven:

dr-vblschrf:

snowkhione:

kaolinsghost:

explodeyfaces:

satanwearingcrocs:

GO TELL GRANDPA

IT’S 

BACK

image

YES

JESUS CHRIST

OMG HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS

tHIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY TO ME /wheezing

OH MY GOD

*Screams like a veloceraptor*

(Source: boleynforsoup)

Cuddle buddy application

forever-a-bunn:

Name:
Age:
Gender:
Big/little spoon:
Favorite movie:
Favorite band:
Is it okay if I fall asleep:
Are kisses allowed:
Are pants required:
When are you available for cuddles:
My place or yours:
Will you play with my hair: